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Re: trolling moron (was Re: word usage) (General Discussion)
Re: trolling moron (was Re: word usage) // General Discussion
Aug 13, 2002, 2:50am
wtf was he let back on the newsgroups hes already causing problems
[View Quote]"kit" <dominicl at clear.net.nz> wrote in message
news:3D585548.97AA9454 at clear.net.nz...
>
> eep wrote:
>
tire of him. <shrug>
>
> One hopes soon he'll tire soon of more of us :o)
>
> eep wrote:
>
> Don't bother as you're now filtered. Enjoy being ignored, twit!
>
> Dearest Eep,
> Hmm, somehow I expected a wittier repartee Eep. Your average joust is at
least good for 15 to
>
> 20 ill-conceived posts. Alas, the sport of troll baiting isn't what it
used to be. (maybe
> that's a good thing :o)) I'd have at least composed a poem fit for the
occasion. This is
> dedicated to troll-baiters (me) and to trolls (fill in the blank)
everywhere. My apologies to
>
> Poe.
> "Baphomet!" said I, "thing of evil! -- trollster still, if fool or devil!
> Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
> Desolate yet all undaunted, on this pleasant land enchanted
> On this home by Horror haunted -- tell me truly, I implore
> Is there... is there anything in your head? -- tell me -- tell me, I
implore!"
> But the trollster said no more.
>
> "Moron!" said I, "trolling moron... prophet of the land of Sodom!
> By that Heaven that bends above us... by that God who ought to love us
> Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
> Comes a day when thou unbidden render up some talent hidden and join us
in this idea midden
> Post a rare and funny concept other 'readers might adore."
> The trollster simply yelled and swore.
>
> "Be that word our sign of parting, fool or fiend!" I grow tired of your
endless farting
> "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
> Leave no annotation as a token of that lie thou fool hath spoken!
> Leave my peacefulness unbroken!...please sir, quit the 'news groups
floor,
> Take thy head from out thy arse, and darken not the 'news group door!"
> We're sick of you, we want no more.
>
> And the trollster, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
> With his poorly written pile of fishboned crap scattered 'neath him,
> And his ideas have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
> Soullessly in endless scheming, and occasionally screaming when his
ideas are called poor
> I took my mind from out that shadow that obscures his uncaring face,
> (insert name of your choice)Troll, please quit this place !
>
> (cited upon request)
> And with that I take my leave from troll-baiting and my puissant muse for
poetry. I don't
> often post to AW newsgroups and I'm sure the reason why is clear to many
of you by now. No
> need to ban me. (waves to the moderator) I'm done for now...lol
> Cheers,
> Kit
> P.S. Eep, I'm not a guy. :o)
>
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