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Mar 11, 2003, 3:18am

I'm going to end the arguement right here by telling you exactly what will
happen. Yes folks, it's spoiler time!

1. March 11 - The UN Security Council defeats the final resolution to give
Saddam one last last last last last chance.

2. Coalition forces invade Iraq anyway. The war is over in a week or two.
During this time, North Korea invades South Korea.

3. US and South Korean military push North Korea back. N. Korea's lines
break and the army retreats back into its country. South Korea and US
military follow across the 33rd parallel.

4. US and South Korean military decimated by detonation of North Korean
nuclear warhead. Days later analysis indicates the explosion took place
underground amongst the tunnels that spread all throughout North and South
Korea.

5. Opponents to the United States are quick to blame the USA. USA's
economy fails and falls to a level between the Great Depression and the
current market. The United States is no longer a superpower. Chirac is
beside himself with joyous rapture. But as a result, the world economy
falls to similar levels. Worldwide depression. Chirac is sad and gets mad
at the USA. The United States is blamed by the whole of Europe for the
worlds troubles and for the nuclear explosion, even though it was Kim Jong
(or for you conspiracy theorists, his Chinese puppeteer) who chose to press
the trigger.

6. China (Finally!) negotiates a standdown of North Korean forces. But
only in exchange for Taiwan. China becomes the new world superpower and
escapes any blame whatsoever.

There. Ya happy!? :P

Chris


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