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Have you a cough? // General Discussionwizard myrddinMar 15, 2003, 9:23am
The owner of a chemist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall. The owner asks the assistant: "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The assistant responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The assistant calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!" Source: Misty light formMar 15, 2003, 3:20pm
heh, pretty funny.
Try this one of for size. On a fine day in West Virginia, two friends were out in the forrest hunt. The two hunters, Bill and Bob, were just shooting the breeze, having a good time, and possibly were going to shoot some game if they could manage it. All of a sudden, Bill keels over, gags, sputters, and lies motionless on the ground In a panic, Bob whips out his cell phone and dials up 911 (the police) The calm, cool, collected voice of the operator comes on the phone, inquiring of the emergancy. At this, Bob answers in one long sentence "My friend-on the ground-wont get up-think hes dead-my god-what can I do?" The sweet voice of the operator replies, "Well, first, lets make sure your friend is really dead." Bob says he will do just that, and the next moment the operator hears the crack of a gunshot on the other end of the line, and Bob breathlessly gets back on the phone saying "Okey, now what? brockMar 16, 2003, 1:27pm
That was good.
-- Brock - 308723 AW 3.4 Build: 455 AWTeen DE Leader Brock at my.activeworlds.com From Newbie Guide to the Newsgroup (4th Edition): "Brock - This dude with a 'tude isn't afraid to speak his mind, especially when it concerns others in his own age range. In other words, the perfect NG candidate." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- [View Quote] johnMar 16, 2003, 5:03pm
But then how do you treat the being afraid to cough?
Oh... I know: *Grabs Do-Not-Eat-Poision-For-Elephant Tablet and gives to patient* LOL [View Quote] |