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Never Ending Story
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Never Ending Story // Roundtable
Post by MadMouse // Apr 2, 2007, 1:08pm
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.... Roman Ormandy :D .... |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 2, 2007, 1:12pm
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Bob took out his cell phone to call the police on the dark wizard that tried to kill him, but stopped short as... |
Post by hemulin // Apr 2, 2007, 1:24pm
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he was run over by a truck, driven by... |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 2, 2007, 1:29pm
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Smokey the Bear, who was too busy thinking over and over in his head, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 2, 2007, 1:33pm
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Smokey ran away from the crime scene, but just then, his truck was flipped over by the Incredible Hulk! |
Post by Nez // Apr 3, 2007, 3:07am
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When the CSI team turned up, they were confused by the... |
Post by iBrent // Apr 3, 2007, 8:25am
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all the primitives thrown across the road... |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 3, 2007, 11:27am
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who smelled just like... |
Post by Emma // Apr 3, 2007, 11:31am
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..as having been searching for 7.5 for a very long time, no moment free to take a bath but now just recognizing
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Post by 2much4U // Apr 3, 2007, 12:22pm
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Out of the sky dropped a giant object! It was the Caligari Logo! It bounced once, crushing an entire parking lot, then... |
Post by hemulin // Apr 3, 2007, 12:46pm
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in a puff of logic, turned into a large sperm whale... |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 3, 2007, 12:59pm
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which was bright orange, had a green tongue, blue teeth, and red eyes! It was, in fact, Crazy Bob, who had eaten the mole off his head, and started a chemical reaction with his DNA! Crazy Whale shouted, in a wheezed voice filled with insanity: "... |
Post by jayr // Apr 3, 2007, 1:07pm
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"don't panic...." |
Post by Steinie // Apr 3, 2007, 1:15pm
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...my crazy brother John just..... |
Post by Emma // Apr 3, 2007, 11:44pm
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will paint a mystic picture of this scenery before... |
Post by hemulin // Apr 4, 2007, 1:36am
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...having a breakfast of..... |
Post by prodigy // Apr 4, 2007, 3:56am
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.... tequila sunrise, biscuits and honey..... |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 4, 2007, 4:47am
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Several blocks away, an army of over sized maggots were eating people. Then along came... |
Post by iBrent // Apr 4, 2007, 5:49am
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Dr. Who speaking with Ford Prefect, wondering how they got into this American's crazy story. |
Post by hemulin // Apr 4, 2007, 6:42am
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Meanwhile, Arthur Dent had been lying down in front of a bulldozer whilst.... |
Post by jayr // Apr 4, 2007, 6:53am
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a lawyer approached to issue him with a writ to stop all unauthorized appearences in other fictional settings..... |
Post by hemulin // Apr 10, 2007, 11:21pm
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"Go away!" shouted Arthur. The lawyer turned to run but was.... |
Post by TheWickedWitchOfTheWeb // Apr 11, 2007, 12:39am
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beaten with tartan sticks by the posse of penguins who had been hiding in his pockets |
Post by 2much4U // Apr 11, 2007, 4:08pm
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As strange events like these happened across the globe... |
Post by hemulin // Apr 18, 2007, 10:40am
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Gloria Gaynor decided to re-release "I will survive", singing:
"....and so your back, from outer space...." |
Post by TheWickedWitchOfTheWeb // Apr 18, 2007, 1:09pm
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...and the posse of penguins with the tartan sticks looked at each other knowingly. Without a word being uttered but of one mind they did a little boogey then set upon Ms Gaynor with their sticks because no one should ever have to hear that song again. |
Post by trueBlue // Apr 18, 2007, 5:50pm
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Else where, Caligari Developers from all parts of the world were feverishly trying to eradicate the bugs that were apparent in Crazy Bob. It has been speculated that the bug developed into a worm. |
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