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Space Cowboy
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Post by Steinie // Mar 17, 2007, 7:02pm
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For those that do not use truePlace....throwing tomatoes will only mess up your own monitor...:rolleyes: |
Post by kena // Mar 17, 2007, 7:32pm
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Only problem I can see with the image is "cowboy". That is a cowgirl.
:D
It's very well done! |
Post by W!ZARD // Mar 18, 2007, 1:09am
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I like the framing in this pic - very clever how you've integrated the frame into the picture. Cute little spaceshipplanethingies too.
You need a disclaimer: No Space cows were harmed in the making of this picture. |
Post by Steinie // Mar 18, 2007, 4:53am
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Thanks for the compliments!
Kena and W!zard, the "Cowgirl" WAS hurt emotionally and is in therapy. She kept refusing to do this picture on account of nudity but I couldn't fine a bra with 6 cups....:)
I attached a scene after the photo shoot was over when she went "Mad" and in protest broke the sign over her knee!
All comments welcome! (and emotionally needed:) ) |
Post by spacekdet // Mar 24, 2007, 12:08pm
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And here I was, thinking that was a dawgie.
That'll teach me to only look at the low-res truePlay version. |
Post by Steinie // Mar 24, 2007, 4:40pm
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Well the Rendering was put through vigorous testing at the labs and "ohhh dowgie" was heard many times....:) |
Post by W!ZARD // Mar 24, 2007, 11:52pm
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This may be a very cow-ardly thing to say but I find this picture very moo-ving. ;)
lol |
Post by Burisman // Mar 25, 2007, 5:50am
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You are a true maaa-ster of integrating old and new. |
Post by Steinie // Apr 1, 2007, 4:00pm
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Thank you all for your comments. I've Milked this for all she's worth...;) |
Post by prodigy // Apr 3, 2007, 3:58am
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Hehehehe... very very funny... :D
I recomends you start a new THread "PICTURES FROM STEINIE" :jumpy: |
Post by Steinie // Apr 3, 2007, 4:24am
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Thanks Prodigy!
I actually thought about it and might still do it. I have one problem, I don't think anyone got my last joke except Jack!!! ("S" Cargo)
http://forums1.caligari.com/truespace/showthread.php?t=2470
I actually considered putting up a poll asking "Do you get it?" :confused:
Only one response to that piece...I feel like a cow chip...:o |
Post by prodigy // Apr 3, 2007, 4:50am
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HEhehe yes i get the joke :) first i go to my dictionary to find "staging" :D But yes, finaly i get the joke!! hehhee
By the way.. i realy like your snails.. are very organic.. |
Post by Steinie // Apr 3, 2007, 5:07am
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Snails seemed safe to do without having the hair/fur add on in TS7.5:)
My next project involves a bird so a "feather" plugin would be nice!:D
Now where did that "Slime" plugin go... |
Post by Jack Edwards // Apr 3, 2007, 6:55am
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Besides the snail thing being funny -- though I think those two are a bit large to eat. ;)
In anycase, it's pretty obvious that you put a lot of work into it. :) 'Course with VRay it'd really shine... hehehe
-Jack. |
Post by Steinie // Apr 3, 2007, 7:10am
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Jack, when I showed my wife the rendering she just stared blankly. So I knew I had something cool.:D
If you were picking just two how big would you want them?;) |
Post by MadMouse // Apr 3, 2007, 10:16am
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If you were picking just two how big would you want them? Are we still talking about your wife Bob ??? ;) :D :D
I got the joke BTW. Sorry, should of commented really. I'll try harder next time ;) |
Post by Steinie // Apr 3, 2007, 12:09pm
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Are we still talking about your wife Bob ??? ;) :D :D
You Devil you!:D
I'm glad this crowd knows French cuisine AND knows how to spell AND knows things that travel in pairs.:) |
Post by W!ZARD // Apr 4, 2007, 1:17am
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Hi Steinie - I too got the joke and didn't comment - mostly because I couldn't think of anything anywhere near as funny with which to respond!! ;)
I was further put off by the subject matter - I'm a keen (ish) home gardener and I'm at constant war with hordes of ravaging snails who think they have a right to munch on my brassicas! In the interests of protecting my plants I am forced to resort to chemical warfare to keep the snails away.:(
Using toxic chemicals on innocent and mindless creatures raises several ethical questions within me for which I have no good answer:confused: This is not a good state for Wizards who like to think they have an answer for everything!!
I do however like your picture and the intriguing stary it tells. I'm curious as to the significance of the oriental pictograms on the snail mans clothes. Your picture also reminds me of an old joke:
So this snail gets run over by a tortoise. Later he is asked about what happened.
"I don't know" says the snail "It all happened so quickly!".:D :D |
Post by Steinie // Apr 4, 2007, 2:53am
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W!zard, go to the local pool store and get Diatomaceous Earth for the snails. No chemicals needed. (I love gardening too)
The symbols where meant to distance one's preconceived idea of locale. I didn't want to offend any religious or ethnic group.
The quote from Mark Twain displayed as my current signature is a perfect example of making fun but not of someone else.
I'm glad you liked the rendering. Makes it worth while. |
Post by prodigy // Apr 4, 2007, 4:19am
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hummmmmmmmmm.......
I dont understand that joke...:mad: where is the manual???? if are printed better.. i dont like to much pdf's ;)
hehehehe... here is another snail's joke..
" There's a bloke watching TV, and he hears a knock at the door. When he answers, there's no one to be seen! Just as he's about to close the door, he hears a small voice say "Excuse me sir, could I interest you in a set of encyclopaedias?" He looks down and sees a snail on his doorstep. Angered at being dragged away from the NSW v Qld State of Origin Match on the tube by a snail selling encyclopaedias, he kicks the poor snail off his front steps and into the garden, before returning inside. Six months later, there's a knock at the door. When he answers, there's no one there again. He looks down and sees the snail, who asks "What did you do that for?" "
hehehe.. |
Post by xmanflash // Apr 4, 2007, 5:12am
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ROFL - I never throught I would laugh so much at snail jokes! - it must be late :-) |
Post by Steinie // Apr 4, 2007, 5:36am
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Prodigy,
Since my brain is the speed of a snail I'll let you know in 6 months if I got your joke...:D |
Post by prodigy // Apr 4, 2007, 7:15am
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Hehehehe :rolleyes:
Another..
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on really quickly, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said - "Come on guys, we're almost there!" |
Post by prodigy // Apr 4, 2007, 7:20am
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And the last one...
A family of snails head off for a Thanks- giving picnic. Two weeks later they arrive at a picturesque location beside a river with trees all around.
As little Johnny snail and his sister Clancy play, mother snail sets up the picnic table, and realizes she has left the traditional turkey at home. She reveals the mistake to father snail, who has a think. "This is a Thanksgiving picnic and we should have turkey! I'll send Johnny home to get it", decides father snail.
Father snail calls Johnny over and tells him to go and get the turkey. Johnny hesitates a bit and complains that the rest of the family will start eating the other food while Johnny is getting the turkey. Father assures him that they won't touch a bite while Johnny is gone. With that Johnny leaves.
One week goes by... Two weeks go by... Three weeks go by... Four weeks go by...
Clancy snail starts complaining that she is hungry. Father tells her "no one touches any food until Johnny gets back".
Five weeks go by... Six weeks go by... By this time everyone is really hungry (and worried about Johnny), but father sticks to his promise.
Ten weeks go by... The family are looking anorexic. Mother says "Just one little cracker? Please, can I just eat one little cracker". Father still says no.
Twelve weeks... Fourteen weeks...
Finally father snail decides that one cracker each will be ok (after all they are starving). As they take their first bite of the cracker, little Johnny jumps out from behind some bushes and says: "Ahhhaaa!!! I knew you would start eating without me!!!!" |
Post by prodigy // Apr 4, 2007, 5:27pm
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Ehem.... nobody laugh??? :(
hummm maybe i must wait 5 months... ;) |
Post by Jack Edwards // Apr 4, 2007, 7:46pm
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Jack, when I showed my wife the rendering she just stared blankly. So I knew I had something cool.:D
:D LOL! Hey doesn't your family read the forums too???
-Jack. |
Post by Steinie // Apr 5, 2007, 12:58am
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Prodigy,
Your jokes are now the hit around my family, neighborhood, and tonight on the news....:D
I'm still laughing at them!
English term "Hit" like "this Movie is a Hit" means it was popular. (Your Joke)
NOT the other English meaning like "the Mob put a Hit on little Johnny Knuckles: (rest in peace) |
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